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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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